Diary of Abhijeet Dashttp://dscrabble.rediffiland.com/Diary of Abhijeet Dasen-usSHOLYHi friends,

I just read it some where, and liked to share . Hope you will enjoy it.

Sholy

Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the ?loot-maar? software which he had ordered.They reach Ramgad and start shouting:

?Abe O thakur! Baahar nikal !! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software, jo hamne order kiya tha? Last date to kabh ka nikal gaya?

Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.
Kaalia - ?Kya laye ho dhaniya??

Dhaniya - ?Financial Accounting software hai sarkar.?
Kaalia - ?Suwar ke bacche! Yeh bekar software hamare liye banaya?

Aur woh loot-maar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip file mein chuppa ke rakha hai? Haraam-zada !!?

Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying:

?Chillao mat kaalia !! Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai?

Kaalia - ?Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya???
Thakur - ?Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai?.

Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.

Kaalia starts laughing and says:

?Haa Haa...Ye log programming karenge thakur? Haa haa... in ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno ramgad ke vasiyon, thakur ne hijdon ki software company banaayi hai?

Veeru shouts: ?Chup-chap chala ja Kutai. Ham log consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain?

Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says: ?Jao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya?

Kaalia - ?Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur Software walon ne uska loot - maar software nahin banaya, to wo poore network mein virus daal dega?

At the GABBAR?s den...

GABBAR: ?Kittnay bugs thay??
KALIA: ?Do sarkaar?

GABBAR: ?Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khus hoga? Naya assignment dega, kyoon? Iski saja milegi.. Barobbar milegi?

[ Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]
?Kitne sessions hain, is machine mein??

Sambaa: Chhey Sarkaar.

GABBAR: ?Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insaafi hai. [logout.. logout... logout....]

Haan.. ab theek hai... Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia??
KAALIA: ?Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha, sarkar??

GABBAR: ? To ab documentation kar !!!? [LOGOUT.....]

]]>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:34:30 +0530http://dscrabble.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/07/24/SHOLY-1.htmlMood of my LoveAn angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
a woman is a bundle of contradiction,

she's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
but will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.

Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
she'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,

she'll win you in range, enchant you in silk,
she'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,


at times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
she'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.


]]>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:21:07 +0530http://dscrabble.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/07/23/Mood-of-my-Love-1.htmlMath,s MagicEnjoy the Magic of maths.....





1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321

How is it?
]]>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:26:26 +0530http://dscrabble.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/04/30/Math-s-Magic-1.htmlOFFICE v/s PRISONJust in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make
things a little bit clearer.


IN PRISON....you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10Â feet cell.
IN OFFICE....you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 feet cubicle.


IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
IN OFFICE.....you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.


IN PRISON....you get time off for good behavior.
IN OFFICE


IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
IN OFFICE....you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.


IN PRISON....you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
IN OFFICE .....you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.


IN PRISON ...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
IN OFFICE.....they are called managers


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